NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

A sarcastic way of saying: yes I did but sarcasm funny

1: did you steal my muffins
2: *while holding muffins* NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this

P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu

i would tag u in a maggu

"I would tag u in a maggu"
If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.

Oliver: "Hey"
Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?"
Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu"
Riley: "Thanks.."

i would tackle that

A declaration that you find somebody very attractive and would engage in intercourse if he asked.

A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.

Two girls talking:
"Take a look at that rugby player"
"I know right? I would tackle that"