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You Only Live Once. A stupid motto that countless teenagers live by because it gives them the excuse to be promiscuous, commit crimes, drink underage, do drugs and deny responsibility for their actions.
"LOL I totally just put some guy's window through. YOLO."
or
"You know when you hit Brad in the head with a cricket bat?"
"Yeah..."
"He died in hospital last night. The police are looking for you"
"Oh well YOLO."
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- Abbreviation for
You Only Live Once
1. Excuse for young people to do dumb shit. Usually followed by OOPS when they turn 40 and have not amounted to anything.
"Before Drake stared saying YOLO did you guys think you could live twice or some shit?" -Shai Buttah
(Also See:) "Cause I'm Young"; Failure
Antonym: Roll Model; Mature; Success
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"Will ____ keep me from getting a job?"
"Downfall of Society."
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YOLO is a way for people to simplify metaphysics and the existential meaning they wish to bestow upon life into four letters that allows them to bypass deep thinking in order to justify their actions relative to the fininteness of their lives. They don't allow themselves to think about the emotions connected to this objectification of self and the consequences associated with their actions, thus denying their essence of being in favor of a more short term "live as if you will die tomorrow" philosophy that does not actually lend to the true metaphysics behind YOLO; only scraping its surface.
Person 1: "Dude I can't possibly grasp my purpose in life. Why am I here? Why are any of us here? What am I supposed to do with my life?"
Person 2: "Don't worry dude. Just have fun! Let's go have unprotected sex and I'll cum in your mouth! YOLO!"
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yolo= Carpe Diem for idiots. Standing for 'you only live once'
Friend: lets re-arrange the seating arrement for the sub
Me:Are you sure she won't notice our teacher left the seating chart on her desk
Friend:Yolo
Me: Moron
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what a tool says when they mean carpe diem or when they are about to do something that will kill or seriously injure them
guy 1: i don't think you can make that jump
guy 2: YOLO!
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an acronym meaning You Only Live Once, usually used to excuse stupid actions.
"Brett, no, don't facecheck that bush! A Garen could be in it."
"Fuck dat shit, YOLO!"
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You Only Live Once. Made popular by the artist Drake, and now unoriginal boring people are ripping it off him. Actually, Drake wasn't even the one that started the phrase. The deathcore band "Suicide Silence" made a song called "You Only Live Once" almost a year before Drake, and made a music video for it almost 6 months before Drake made the song. Since deathcore isn't such a popular genre among most people, it didn't become such an annoying assfuck untill Drake used it.
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, SO JUST GO FUCKING NUTS!! -headbangs-
**8-10 months later**
You only live once: that's the motto, nigga YOLO
**days later on facebook**
Newsfeeds
Useless fag 1: YOLO!
Useless fag 2: YOLO - You only live once! :)
Useless fag 3 You only live once! Hell yeah, YOLO!
etc...
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