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Led zeppelin is an english band from the late 60's to 1980. they are the greatest band ever, because they could play any style of music, and use any instuments in their music, and make it sound completely awesome. Weather it's the haunting "battle of evermore", the rocking "Black Dog", the musical orgasm also known as "stairway to heaven", the epic "achillies last stand", the driving and upbeat "trampled under foot" the middle eastern "Kashmir, the sad, somber "all of my love", or the electrical "the ocean", or their blues cover of "when the levee breaks. Led zeppelin showed that they could play any sort of music. With Jimmy page playing the guitar like no one else could, John bonham's drumming that gave him the nickname "god of thunder", robert Plant's amazing voice that could go from screaming like a banshee to haunting ghost like in no time, and John paul Jones with his deadly keyboard and bass (also the recorder on stairway to heaven). No band can ever lick the balls of led zeppelin, let alone be compared to them. often hated by preps, jocks becuase MTV doesn't think they're cool.
me: so you like led zeppelin?
Preppy chick: who are they? does MTV show them?
me: no
Preppy chick: then they must like totally suck.
me: MTV sucks
Jock guy: MTV rules, dumb-ass
me: you guys are retarded *smacks them with a fish*
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The act of having sex with a fat woman, then, pouring gasoline on her, lighting her on fire, and then throwing her off of a 2+ story building.
Chad: Did you have sex with that fat chick last night?
Brad: Yeah; I pulled a burning zeppelin on her.
Chad: Damn. Is she alright?
Brad: She's dead.
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Another term for a man's cock!
I gave jane the old meat zeppelin last night!
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I did that marathon in a pair of swimming shorts with a mesh lining! They were rubbing my todger for 26 miles! I had a red zeppelin when I got home!
Any one who doesnt like this band is currently being slaped by my hairy sweaty ball-sac.
led zeppelin is one of the greatest bands of all time
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a band way better than retards like eminem or p diddy
im gonna go listen to led zep
wut the fuck yo ima listen to some nelly yo
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one of the greatest fucking bands in the world along with ac dc
led zeppelin is the greatest
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