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The act in which a male with the last name "Gordon" commences finger fornication with a female. Tickling the second brain most commonly found in the vagina.
The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.
- "Gee Gordon, remember that asian bitch you fingered last month? She's fucking insane now. I think she has fallen victim to Gordon's Law."
- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."
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Lawrence Gordon, or Dr. Gordon, is a fictional character from the Saw film series, played by actor Cary Elwes. He is prominently featured in Saw, and is briefly seen in a flashback scene in Saw III.
Chick 1: What ever happened to Lawrence Gordon?
Chick 2: You mean Dr. Lawrence?
Chick 1: Yeah. He was sexy.
Chick 2: No one knows. Some think he's still alive, some think he's dead. There is substantial evidence for both sides of the arguments, but there has still been no definitive conclusion. Saw IV comes out on October 26, perhaps it will clear up any speculation.
Chick 1: ...He was so sexy.
Chick 2: Adam was way hotter.
Chick 1: You're right!!
Chick 2: I kno.
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A penis in a suit.
He stands erected in the House of Commons, fucked the economy, and pretty much the whole country, but can't be fucked back.
Bill : "Look, Genitals Brown is on the TV again"
Jon : "You mean Gordon Brown?"
Bill : "Uh.. Yea, Genitals Brown"
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singer-bassist-guitarist-trumpetist of Sonic Youth, married to Thurston Moore. She's the mother of all riot grrls, an intelligent and creative artist and the hottest woman in the alternative scene.
that's a pic of kim gordon on dj olive set!
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Current Labour Prime minister in United Kingdom. Has never stood as Prime Minister in a general election and intends to surrender United Kingdom to be ruled by unelected foreigners in European Union against the will of the people of UK. Considered a traitor to UK by many of its people.
Last job taxman expert at taking money off british people not so good at spending it wisely
Despite massive calls Gordon Brown refuses to give the people a say on European Union.
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Gordon Brown (British Prime minister) is a, dour, and morbid, scotsman in private, similar to the character called "Private Frazer" from "dads army". He broods over how much he hates the sassenach English and about how we are "all doomed, aye doooomed I tell ye"
In his spare time, Gordon Brown, likes to cook haggis and do a sword dance while wearing his dads tartan skirt (he is too mean to buy his own (typical Jock)). Occassionaly he is found slumped at his desk much the the worse for his whiskey swilling sessions where a "wee dram" often turns into a few pints of single malt from the supermarket (£6.99 Asda - the stingy bastard) He is most notable for being a notorious thief who allowed his friend Tony Blair to push billions of tax payers money to companies who swindled us in over-extravagant technology deals.
Gordon Brown is also a name synonymous with a womans vaginal region (cunt)
1st man:
What on earth is that scottish twat doing in a English parliament telling us what we can and cannot do?
Lets send our Mp's to scotland and tell them tightfisted gingernuts what they can do with their spare cash and time huh?
2nd man:
Youre right there, but what I want to know is, why isnt Scunthorpe spelt Sgordonbrownthorpe
1st man : Aye I know who put gordon brown in parliament but who put the Cunt in Scunthorpe
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Used to refer to being short of money ie on a budget.
(Gordon Brown is chancellor of the exchequer and sets the budget for the UK)
Boab - goan doon the pub the night Rab?
Rab - Ah cannae mate, ah'm oan the Gordon Brown.
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