bed gravity

An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.

Mom: Time to get up for school!
Son: Must! Fight! Bed gravity! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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bed hair

The hair that you have when you wake up, often jumbled.

Oh my gosh that bed hair Jennifer had when she woke up was so cute!

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Bed Bomb

A large turd released during sex

Kiersten : Hey Jake there is nothing under these covers besides my hot naked body!
Jake : O Wow!
Kiersten : Well aren't you gonna ravish my body and fill it up with cum?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Pew what's that smell?
Jake : Smells like shit!
Kiersten : God Damn't Jake I throw myself at you and you release a Bed Bomb!
Jake : Who cares just ignore it come on baby spread that pussy!
Kiersten : Fuck No I will not make love in poop get out of here!
Jake : Fine hope you enjoy my shit!
Kiersten : Take your Bed Bomb with you!
Jake : You Bitch you got shit on my new jeans!
Kiersten : Ha Ha

bed rotting

The gen z term for staying in bed for days on end, binging on Netflix, Tik Tok and Hinge

Hey man, where have you been these days? Sorry, brother , I’ve been bed rotting!

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Bed Slamming

To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.

Rob and Tammy kept me up all night bed slamming in the guest room.

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bed check

A bed check is when the man walks thru the office and notes who is there and who is not.

Last night at 4 Marcy walked thru and did a bed check on the engineering department.

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bed sniffer

A weirdo who moves into your house and sniffs everyones bed when they leave in the morning.

Very creepy, undesirable flatmate.

Oooh dunno if id like him to move in to the gaff, looks like a bed sniffer

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