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You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.
Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:
Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.
Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.
Buddy: No problem.
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A person who cheats repeatedly using the same method or cheats more than once whether it be cheating in a game, on a lover, etc.
There he goes again trying to catch a girl. His girlfriend doesnt even know he is a serial cheater.
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a.k.a. spatula - a rubber tipped cooking device used to cheat the kids out of eating the batter from the bowl.
Mom used the kiddie cheater to clean the batter from the mixing bowl.
1) someone you love that is cheating on you.
2) a person you care about is being unfaithful and having a mental or physical relationship with someone else.
Owllen is a cheater bear. He is being unfaithful to his girlfriend by having affairs with girls online and much more.
A length of pipe slid over the handle of a wrench to increase the amount of torque, usually used when a breaker bar is unavailable. A form of jury-rig.
A bolt on Logan's car was hard to turn, so he used a cheater bar to get it free.
The hardware store was out of breaker bars, so it's lucky I had 2 feet of pipe to use as a cheater bar.
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a sexually unsatisfied housewife who puts ads in the local paper- Craigslist and other dating sites excluded- that she is dtf
I've yet to see a newspaper ad from a local cheater; all the previous ads I've seen were on dating sites and Craigslist.
An inability to get an erection, due to feeling like you're a fraud.
- Oh, no, You've got Cheater Peter.
- Cheater Peter?
- It was a big problem for a dear friend.
I'm not gonna name names, but he's a famous cyclist, one testicle, first name Lance...
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