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An unidentified bloke who has a telly show where he reveals how the greatest magic tricks of all time are done.
however, i think his show stopped broadcasting in the late '90s. although you can still find videos on youtube.
also, he has a new show, "Breaking The Magicians Code" where he does exactly the same thing.
he is a cool guy, and there for us who are curious.
Char : "do you know how the magicians make elephants dissappear, people levatate, and excape straight jackets and suspended boxes?"
Steff : "no but the masked magician can tell you!"
After a man and his wife has 2 children and he leaves to go get cigarettes but never returns until 6 years later, married to his ex wifes sister and kidnaps their 2 children and then repeats the process a 2nd time.
My Dad was so amazing that he was able to pull a Marlboro Magician on my mom and my aunt.
A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"
Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.
It is when, during a sexual act, you clap someone’s ears and bust in their eyes, and then using another friend swap positions, and make sure you go outside the window and wave when she gets to come out of her eyes
Example:
oh John cum in me cum in me cum in me
Let’s do the russian
Oh yeah fuck yeah
*starts clapping her ears*
I’m boutta cum
*ejaculates in her eyes*
Hey Sam switch, let’s do The Russian Magician
Ok
*runs outside and in front of the window*
*she opens her eyes for a surprise*
*she turns around and realizes she is getting rough fucked doggy style but Sam*
Ohh yeah fuck me AHHHH
someone whos is extremely gay and takes penis' into bodily orifices and they appear to have disappeared altogether, like a trick a magician would perform
dude why the hell didnt you buy me a six pack?, i knew were gay but didnt know you were a penis magician
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noun: 1) A homosexual.
2) someone who is really good at pleasuring a penis.
3) Someone having almost "magical" properties pertaining to penis pleasuring.
4) term evander (evan) created
Stallworth is such a dick magician
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Description of the high quality of a woman's vagina.
She has a vagina like a magician's sleeve.
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