Paul

This is a person who is just mean for no reason. They will have no beef with you, and acts like you ticked him off to the point of; everytime you try to talk to him he tells you to 'shut the fuck up'

Guy 1: Yo that dude over there is so mean
Guy 2: What did you do to him, to make him mad
Guy 1: Nothing.
Guy 2: He's probably a paul

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Paul

Paul will come into your life when you least expect it and will turn into a person you never want to lose ever again. He always tries to be here for you even though he is tempted to neglect himself for the sake of others. He has an addictive chuckle and and infectuous smile. He is the kindest soul you ever meet. You just cannot help but fall in love with him.

„Isn‘t Paul the best person alive?“

„Yes, he is.“

„Wow you are so lucky to talk to Paul and to have him in your life.“

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Paul

Greatest dick on the planet... Known to leave women and their limbs uncontrollably shaking after intercourse. Sometimes called "Sweet Dick Willy" Sweetest guy in the world until you piss him off, at which time he will try and murder you.

Girl, you better watch yourself before I go Paul in that pussy!

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Paul

Cute but ugly kid. Will be sometimes annoying but he's funny. Once u know him he'll get addicted to u. Someone u don't wanna lose. If u do lose him he'll give in and still love u. 😇😜 >﹏< (T_T)

Paul: Aye yo i messed up
Kid: HA follow her home then. 😈💘💖✊

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Paul

Paul (pronounced /pɔ l/) is a well-liked and charismatic male with large genitalia.

Paul likes long walks on the beach and late nights at the strip club!

Paul has a way with words, and girls flock to Paul because of his irregularly large penis and well-trimmed pubic regions (including his butthole).

Paul walks into massage parlors, blasted on cocaine, and shouts "Ni hao ma!", thinking that he has found the secret password for a handjob.

Dude, did you hear about the orgy I had in my dads basement over the weekend?? I might as well change my name to Paul! Roflrofl

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Paul

That’s my dads name

Me:hey dad what’s your name. Dad:Paul

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Paul

Paul is a ladies man and has had a total of 5 trillion girlfriends. He also is an epic gamer and is so cool. No one hangs about with him because they're scared incase he beats them up because they are so amazing and awesome. Paul Kedily Tonner is really sexy and his bedtime is whenever he wants which is cool

Person 1: "I want to be Paul's friend"
Person 2: "No he will beat you up"
Person 1: "Ok"

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