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When something great happens or is in agreement
Ex: $20! Betting ton
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The imperial equivalent to a metric buttload.
Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.
Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.
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A person that is overweight or higher than normal percetange of fat in the body. It varies with the weight of the person.
Jeremy is kinda chubby... he's tons of fun!
John can't even fit in the elevator man, he's like 4 tons of fun.
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The male version of the tampon. placing wrapped up papertowels or toilet paper between the ass crack. this is to prevent anal leakage and a stain showing through ones pants.
dude i kept farting and my ass was sweating to the point i needed to put in a man-ton so no one would see my leaking ass.
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Exactly 1000 fuck tons. The largest unit of measurement imaginable. May be either quantitative or qualitative. An imperial measure, therefore a metric cunt ton may be larger.
Dude 1: That's a shit ton of stuff. No, bigger than that, a fuck ton.
Dude 2: No, that's like 1,000 fuck tons. I'd call that a cunt ton.
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A unit of measurement that is much larger than a shit ton but slightly less than a fuck ton.
“Have you seen how many fine girls there are at this party?”
“Ya bro, there’s a titty ton of hotties here.”
noun: Derogatory term referring to Yamaha's RX-1 snowmobile, in reference to it's excessive weight of nearly 600lbs. Comparativly, a competative Arctic Cat or Ski Doo snowmobile weighed approximatly 470lbs.
The term has also been used to apply to the Apex and Warrior snowmobile lines, or indeed all Yamaha 4-stroke machines. While the apex weighs approximatly 550lbs, the mass disparity has grown, as Arctic Cat and Ski Doo machines have shed weight just as fast or faster.
Rider1: "You bringing the RX-ton out on the lake?"
Rider2: "naaa, tonner stays home, I'm bringing my F7."