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A bloody nightmare. From the sorry excuse for a beach that is Weston Super-mare
He's having a bit of a shit game isn't he.
Yeah he's having an absolute weston.
Something that is completely unfair, ridiculous, or shameful. It is generally used towards a situation/event rather than a person/thing.
Carl (at work)- Did you hear?
Steve- Hear what?
Carl- Shayla is making us work on Saturday.
Steve- That is absolute Fuckery!
The area between shorts/skirts and stockings that expose part of a female's thighs.
It generally attracts more attention than cleavage, mostly the attention of otakus. Mostly done and looks infinitely better on lolis than any other female.
The attention given to the Absolute Territory is automatic. People will ignore your cleavage if you have this.
Guy1: Whoa! Check out that chick's Absolute Territory!
Guy2: She may be showing a shitload of cleavage, but I can't take my eyes off that Absolute Territory!
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It means you are an epic being who needs to be alive
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When something is so terrible, you literally feel like gouging both eyes out immediately and cutting your hands clean off.
Guy 1: Did you see that Google is now trying to integrate the disgusting Google+ with YouTube?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's absolute shit man, I really wish I didn't have eyes or hands at this point in time.
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someone who is especially retarded, that you need to give them a special label
dan:"i heard amy is going out with ricky."
john: "fake news you absolute retard
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A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
e.g. Martin Najemi
Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!
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