to get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time
damn yo he got on the albanian eagle headband and bandana this mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian
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The act of throwing a femaleβs legs over your shoulders, folding her like a lawn chair, so you can suck on her titties while you pound away at her pussy.
βSheβs got some big tits.β
βShe sure does. Iβd love to Albanian Lawn Chair her.β
When three males jack off into a rag and then give the rag to a female to bathe herself in. Soap optional, but highly discouraged.
A: I finally get to do it with Rachel!
B: If she wants an Albanian Bubble Bath, I'm here for you!
When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.
Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.
When mad Albanian's run a train on a single girl.
"You Bro, did you hear Tony is bringing that slut over tonight"
"Word we going to have a good ol fashion Albanian Gang Bang!"
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when a guy clogs a toilet while taking a shit and the girl unclogs it with a plunger while riding it and while simultaneously giving the guy head
Guy #1: yo what'd you do last night?
Guy #2: my chick let me try the Albanian plunger-cake
Guy #1: lucky. i'm trying that tonite
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Blowing snot onto a guys penis, so that it can used as lube for hand jobs.
Nikki gave David the best hand job because she used her new Albanian Snot Rocket trick!
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