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The act of consuming high quality cannabis and coffee at the same time as one would do in a coffee shop in Amsterdam. An Amsterdam Sesh sets itself apart from the typical "Hippie Speedball" as the substances consumed are ethically sourced and only of the highest quality.
Call me a yuppy but I just picked up some fair trade Guatemalan and some organic Dutch Treat flower. I am so down for an Amsterdam Sesh.
is a sex act in which one participant utilizes multiple canals of another person.
Patrick came home with me last night and gave me a classic Dirty Amsterdam.
is a sex act in which one participant utilizes multiple canals of another person.
Patrick came home with me last night and gave me a classic Dirty Amsterdam.
A very dangerous game! Involves a threesome or orgy with at least one guy and multiple women, and penetration is taken in turns. The dangerous part? Gentlemen are not allowed to wear condoms, any nut could be busted at any point. Named for Amsterdam, sex capital of the world.
Guy 1: Fuck dude, I’m stressed.
Guy 2: Why what’s up man?
Guy 1: Remember when we played Amsterdam Roulette last Friday night?
Guy 2: Yeah that was awesome!
Guy 1: Yeah for YOU! I forgot which woman I busted in!
You get a multitude of prostitutes to sit on you and anally fist you while the man smokes a fat spliff
Yo man my asshole hurt after that Amsterdam pancake
When you pay enough euros for a prostitute to shit in your hand, you cream over the top then she sticks a flake in it
“Proper lads weekend, I got so baked I ended up getting an Amsterdam sundae!”
The last piece of steak no-one will eat
We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato