Rural Dictionary

A Lucky Anderson

Sexual favor, a handjob where a woman masturbates the man with one hand while inserting the thumb into the rectum. Right before he ejaculates she pops her thumb out in the same manner one uses their thumb to make a loud popping sound with their cheek.

Man she gave me a lucky anderson and I came like a wild cat!

by KTE August 4, 2012

Mr. Anderson

One of Agent Smith's most well recognized catch phrases from The Matrix trilogy, in reference to protagonist Neo's real name(Thomas Anderson).

Agent Smith: Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.
Neo: My name... IS NEO!

by stan21 July 4, 2006

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Louie Anderson

A very large individual who poses as a comedian and actor. He was known to show up drunk when he was host of Family Feud.

Louie Anderson, would you say he is pushing about five hundred pounds?

by rome clone November 11, 2004

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pam anderson

Late 90's female media celebrity.
Ex-playmate, she had the top-heavy, blond-haired, long-legged tokens of desirability, so that any beer-bellied jerk on the verge of passing out could conventionally blurt out that he would love to pork her, even if he could no longer remember his own name.

Pam's checklist:
a) Botox in her lips
b) Silicon in her boobs
c) Nothing between her ears

The high point of her career was appearing in one of the stupidest tv series ever: Baywatch. She then went on to appear in her own TV series, which was even stupider.
Her lowest point was when the video clip of her banging 15-minute hubby Tommy Lee circulated over the Net.
Her own 15 minutes of fame over, Pam still has the asset of *celebrity* which entitles her to a cameo in The Simpsons and to appear in several episodes of the remake The Love Boat, if its ever remade.
It ain't Pam's fault to be who she is. She's just another packaged product. Its up to you if you swallow her or not.
Bon appetit.
Personally, i used to get a far bigger boner from watching the girl next door.