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A type of person that isn't attracted to males or females. This indicates that the said person is in fact a homos for he/she is not attracted to females which makes the said individual GAY.
The one person here: I'm asexual.
Fruit: You're fucking gay lol lmaoooo omega luul xddddd.
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A person who has sexual experiences with themself or with no one at all.
Johny realized he was asexual when he awoke sticky and all alone.
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To be attracted to A (s),just like how barlo is to be attracted to B(s).thats it
Teacher:Why is there a white stain on every letter A in this book?
The asexual kid:nervous laughter in the background
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A person who is romantically attracted to two genders , not necessarily male and female. A biromantic asexual is usually lacking interest in having sex, but may do it to please their partner.
Being asexual does not always mean you lack the interest of sex completely, in some cases it could just be certain aspects of it.
Me: My flag is so cool, it has a heart on it. (shows photo)
Friend: What does that flag mean?
Me: It means I'm biromantic asexual.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It'd be easier for you to look it up than for me to explain it to you because you will ask too many questions and will not understand it if I explain it.
(Both of us go our separate ways)
Me at home: Know what? I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary and write my own definition for it.
*True story*
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Unlike the gay agenda the asexual agenda is composed of only snack time with a 15 minute pause for anarchy.
Lucas:have you been to asexual agenda?
Nicol:nope but I've heard that they have nice snacks
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Being romantically attracted to both genders, but does not have sexual attraction.
I'm biromantic asexual, so I'll date a girl or a guy but won't have sex.
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Being romantically attracted to the opposite sex, while maintaining very little to no sexual attraction to any gender.
Homosexual Friend : "Hey man, you sure you're straight? 'Cuz you're pretty hot."
Me : We've talked about this. I'm not even technically straight. Well, sorta. I'm a heteroromantic asexual.
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