Who asked?

Who asked? is a term used by sluts and should only be used correctly (see example below) it's a low life insult and a better one should be used instead of this cringe worthy sentence. Most people know exactly when to use it and are gods at doing it, and the others are usually Tik tokers, Roblox kids, Dumbfucks, Gacha life kids, and low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands.

For the people who use it correctly, are most likely at the top already, and are well known in the community where they are. For most people, they will brush it off, but men don't, they will assault the mind of the whomst asked, if they are required too.

if you are a member of this so called "insult" I advise, seek the comeback of "You did dumbass..." and watch them deny the fact they are mental.

Bad use
A: "So anyway that's why we all should run y'know?"
B: "Hey who asked?"
A: "My fuckin friends- Who asked you to bump in?"
Good use
T: "So does anyone have any questions about the test?"
A: "Miss! umm who?"
T: "... Who wha-"
A: "WHO ASKED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" (get it cause nobody likes teachers? ahahahah kill me)

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half-asking, half-asked

This is a misinterpretation by churchgoers, puritans, and girls named Theresa or Mandily of half-assed or half-assing. Please see half-assed and half-assing. If someone uses this mistakenly, you should correct them. If they are using it intentionally, you should avoid them.

T: I've been half-asking... :/
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.

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Ask Madden

Having to ask permission of your girlfriend's very old father to marry her.
Whether he likes you or not this will be a laborious, time-consuming and generally annoying process.

Rod: I think she's the one.

Todd: Don't you have to ask Madden first?

Rod; Oh man you're right, that'll take forever, I better get on that.

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ask-hole

a person who always asks for your advice, but continues to do the exact opposite

My BFF has turned into such an ask-hole when it comes to her boyfriend.

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didn't ask

Everyone uses it to be funny or sexy but it's annoying. Matthew thinks he's cool by using it.

Guy 1-I got a dog.
Guy 2-Guess what I didn't ask.

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Who Asked

A definition that a rude middle/high schooler would give you. Grants a high probability of getting punched in the nuts and make you reflect life decisions.

(Zeke)- Brooo, that chick was kinda hot

(Random kid)- Who Asked?

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No One Asked

When Someone Says 'No One Asked', It Is Usually For A Reason.
- Is Typically Viewed As Rude.
- Unkind Thing To Say.
- Young Individuals Say This A Lot.

'like mate no one asked though did they'

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