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neuro-average

It isnt as intolerable as a Neurotypical, for an unusual easily misunderstood person but they still have a a significant 'normal factor' but to a slightly lesser extent and are still somewhat prim and proper and able to get somewhat easily weirded out by non - NA/NT ppl. NA which is a half sister of Neurotypical are terms coined by the autistic and Aspergers community to describe thise defined as 'normal' by society in general and of course other types of Developemental disabilities should be included as well in differentiation from NT's and NA's. NA's may occasionally exhibit very borderline but few traits of very mild Aspergers, but who hasn't? We've all had our awkwards moment, not that aspies and Autees are per say awkward.

Man that girl is so easily tripped out by most types of peculiarity, but at least she'll still talk to me, perhaps she is what I could call neuro-average, which is almost lie am NT but with smoother edges.

by Jay Leo May 28, 2014


average jake

An average size for a penis

He has an average jake. Its the perfect size.

by Romaxx May 28, 2017


average dictionary

A huge, useless book filled with definitions of words that are of less importance than anything on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: "Hey, what are you reading?"

Guy 3: "An average dictionary, why?"

Guy 58: "You n00b! Average Dictionary < Urban Dictionary!"

by T0rg0th April 3, 2009


An average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged

The man was giving his girlfriend an average Nebraskan at the red light

by Callsign_Koschei November 21, 2022

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Average Nebraskan

Getting fingerbanged while driving.

AJMSNR: Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger finger banging the woman driving, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.
D1MisterGreen: Average Nebraskan

by Steel_Colt November 21, 2022


average guy

Ironically, the type of dude who a girl can spend the rest of her life with. He could be standing right in front of her and she'll overlook him at first because girls have a tendency to fall for broken bad boys. The average guy is most likely to be friend-zoned unless you're Ron from Kim Possible. Props to an average guy who scores a girlfriend!

"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.

Girl 1: Ugh I just got dumped by Trent.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.

by CranberryKing December 4, 2017

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Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

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