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Awkward

When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said, says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*

Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*

by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020


Awkward

Every girl named Rachel

Oh she's a Rachel alright.
Oh she's awkward alright

by Chickenwings444 December 3, 2019


Awkward

When a boy kisses a boy but dosen't want to

This is so awkward

by smertieboi February 22, 2019


Awkward

When u say bye to someone then walk the same direction

It’s so fucking awkward

by Emmyj September 25, 2021


awkward

When people do really weird things that make you think twice about being friends with them.

http://www.awkwardstories.com

by Awkward Stories May 1, 2009

9πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Awkward

When you and a significant other walks into your room and someone is laying naked on your bed.

Ex 1:
Female: This is so awkward.... He's just a jealous ex.

Ex 2:
Male: She must be looking for my brother.
Female: I thought you were an only child?
Male: Awkward..

by Foxx870 March 30, 2011

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awkward

the most overused word of 2011

Girl 1: "that was awkward..."
Girl 2: "omg i know, that awkward moment when it was really awkward!"

by hahahah2012 December 10, 2011

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