When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said, says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*
Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*
When people do really weird things that make you think twice about being friends with them.
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When you and a significant other walks into your room and someone is laying naked on your bed.
Ex 1:
Female: This is so awkward.... He's just a jealous ex.
Ex 2:
Male: She must be looking for my brother.
Female: I thought you were an only child?
Male: Awkward..
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the most overused word of 2011
Girl 1: "that was awkward..."
Girl 2: "omg i know, that awkward moment when it was really awkward!"
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