A dramatic term used for when a person and/or celebrity is so good looking that the rest of your hair falls off from too much sexiness.
Emma: Omfg did you see Ariana Grande's instagram pic?
Meg: Yes, she looked so good looking im bald.
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a woman who is loosing hair at a very young age. May have a shiny head where her hair used to be. Usually has their hair cut in a "senior citizen" (very short) way as to disguise their balding.
Person 1: Hanna is a bald woman at such a young age. Check out that Senior citizen haircut to cover it up.
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small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )
sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...
When ones head is so bald that it looks like it is slippery
D: βHey do you see that guys head?β
J: βYeah, itβs slick bald.β
A bald baddie is a guy who is super attractive. He slays whether heβs wearing a tight dress or sweatpants. Heβs usually slim thick and has all the curves in all the right places. Heβs also a little bit sassy which makes him that much more attractive. Usually a bald man who goes by the name of Adam
It can be used as humour or a figure of speech. Normally when a bald person becomes annoying, people use this term to refer a bald person.
Look at the bald bastard picking up hot women.
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the women's genitals that have been shaved
shaved pussy, shaved vagina.
She shaved her vagina, she now has a bald peach.
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