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One night in Bangkok is a song by Murray Head. Get the long version.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.
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when you are laying on your back getting simultaneously tea bagged by two lady boys (both face to face) while you jerk off both cocks in one hand then after they cum you make them shout "OH WHAT A LOVELY TEA PARTY"
"How did you get that eye infection?"
"Dude i was in thailand getting a Bangkok tea party and got cum in my eye!"
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Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner
Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
Or this place!
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city
Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite
Get thai'd, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha
And thank God I'm only watching the game controlling it
I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlours
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
Analingus followed by a pleasant whiff of flatulence. Often, a disappointing false alarm for a Cleveland steamer.
My uncle often plays a Bangkok Spring Breeze as a prank on me. Uncle is so playful!
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Having sex with thai hookers in a car.
I took a road trip in Thailand and i had The Bangkok Bus Ride
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A very cool song ever made in 85.
One night in Bangkok can make a hard-man tumble.
I'm only watching the game, controlling it. I'll let you watch, only the Queen's wheels will not excite you.
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A man inserts his penis into a woman's anus and then stimulates her nipples so that they begin to lactate. After the lactation begins, he then walks her around "pumping" her (like a can of bug spray) while squirting her breast milk around the room (like bug spray).
"Dude, what are all these weird stains on everything?"
"Oh, sorry about that, me and Allisen were doing the Bangkok Bug-Spray and got breast milk on everything. It won't come out"
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