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When a bunch of guys do some gay stuff in a hot tub and keep it a secret.
Matt: Boy, I really wish Adam could have made the trip.
George: Me too, but nothing a hot tub baptism can't fix!
<All the guys cheer and do gay stuff and keep it a secret>
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When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.
I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.
When someone is under the influence of so many demons, that the only way to save them is taking them out of their misery.
“Dude, did you hear about that kid who was possessed with 75 demons? They had to give his ass a 12 Gauge Baptism."
"that's fucked, man."
When two ghost love each other very much. One ghost shits all over the other ghost face and body cleansing is soul of impurities and replacing it with love.
Tokey: "Hey Bitch, its my birthday next week. I hope youre ready for your Boo Boo Baptism"
Richard:"Yes daddy Tokey thank you for this delicious opportunity"
When you're at a party and someone's throwing up in the bathroom, you grab the back of their head and stick it into the toilet!
Yo, I totally gave Seamus an Irish Baptism last night!
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The act of dedication on another's face, usually intentionally, and taking gleeful pride while doing so.
Pucker up, Cutiepie; you're about to experience your first Alabama Baptism.
When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.
Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.