taxi

One of the more obscure Aussie slang terms used in predominantly slapstick situations usually involving alcohol. When your mate goes to the bar to grab the fifth round of drinks and smashes a glass on his way back, yell "TAXI!"

It's a light-hearted, humorous expression which implies that the person who smashed the glass had a little bit too much to drink and needs a taxi/uber/ride home. You can make the situation even funnier by actually chucking your mate in a taxi just for shits and giggles.

Drunk dude *drops a glass*

Everyone in the bar screams in unison: "TAXI"

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When you do something so embarrassing that you'd love to leave the conversation/situation sharpish!

Girl: "Did you sleep with that minger last night?"
Boy: "Taxi!"

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taxi

1. (In Pakistan) Prostitute
2. (In Pakistan) A woman of bad character or famous for having questionable relations with many men. An adulterous woman.
(Originated from the reference to real taxi cabs which always have different riders everyday.)

I don't like that woman. She's a taxi.

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is a cab in English.

i used a taxi to get to Tcherepnine's house.

i need a taxi to get home because im a piss head.

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an ugly fat girl with a yellow shirt on.

*fat girl walks down the hallway with a yellow tee on*

"hey.. taxi!"

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taxi

A ferry for commuters that operates at a reasonable fee, based on distance traveled.

Let's get a taxi home.

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Used to assert the point that someones presence is no longer required. As in, calling someone a taxi.

Trev:"I can't believe jon dumped that australian bird!"
Al:"Maybe he got tired of going down under! ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!
Trev:"Taxi!"

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