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When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.
This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.
"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."
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plant in the corner of the living room. currently on slimfast diet, dirty stop-out with children.
plant barbs forgot her key again.
Names that you call your friend's parents if they have an especially active, peculiar, or kinky sex life.
Dude, why are there handcuffs hanging on your folks' door nob? I guess Barb and Arnold were up to their usual antics last night.
Any female that has bologna size nipples
I have have bologna barb siz nips..
Packo Barb was the most beautiful decapitated bee to fly this earth. All he wanted was to make it home in time for dinner when he was suckededed into the speedy bus. He spent his last moments on earth in a plastic water bottle, surrounded by his new loving family. His dying breath will be heard around the world forever. RIP Packo barb. We will cherish the small moments we were blessed to have with you. You will not be forgotten. May 16 will forever be remembered as national Packo Barb day.
That bee is beautiful. It must be related to Packo Barb
Person who wrote the wonderful and inspiring Pre-OOTP trilogy of Harry Potter, from years 5-7, as follows:
Harry Potter and the Psychic Serpent
Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions
Harry Potter and the Trinagle Prophecy
She also wrote the prequel,
The Lost Generation
which features MWPP's years through Bill's POV, as well as many one-shots to go with it.
Also, she wrote the fanfiction called 'Replay' which is currently a WIP.
Probably one of the best fanfiction authors known.
In Harry’s fifth year he gets a snake with the Sight; Hermione’s torn between Ron and Harry, who's torn between her and Ginny, who's torn between him and Draco Malfoy, who's torn between her and loyalty to his father. Voldemort may be trying to recruit Harry now instead of killing him, and there are giants and house elves and a Dueling Club, oh my!
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a term that grew popularity on tik tok, someone who stans/supports nicki minaj and is against trump.
« omg u listen to nicki? u must be a barb! »
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