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When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.
Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.
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Wrap a Twizzler around your dick. Make your ugly girlfriend blow you while you shave her head. Pull out and cum on her face. While your four closest friends sing a capella, shave her moustache.
I picked up a pack of Twizzlers and called Fred, David, John and Santiago over to my place Friday night because I knew I was going to give Sally a barber pole.
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To be lazy and oversleep to miss/nearly miss an important event.
"Yo bitches, where is james?"
"That motherfucker did a barber this morning."
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A sexual act in which the giver munches on the pubes, forcibly ripping them out with his/her teeth.
"Bro, what's up?"
"Man, my girl pulled the starving barber last night."
"Shit son, you should always keep it trimmed."
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Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.
That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.
It's your favorite male entertainer exclusive from Chicago all I do is chase the bag I strip and I am also a barber hit me up if you need any of my services (nude barber)
Yo look at the nude barber
A barber that screws up your hairline terribly, that you deny anyone cut your hair.
Person 1: Brooo, look at your hairline
Person 2: Yo, stfu
Person 1: Who's your ghost barber lmao
Person 2: I don't got one, I swear