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The Answer to all of lifes serious Questions.
Guy 1 : "Oh God, my whole family died. What do I do?"
Guy 2 : "DO A BARREL ROLL!"
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A sailor was having trouble dealing with having no contact with women while at sea. He finally confided to a fellow sailor who showed him a barrel on the deck. "You can relieve yourself by putting your manhood in that hole." Much to his surprise, it helped. One day, his friend said, "Gee, you look happy. I guess that secret I told you is helping." "Oh, yes," said the sailor, "I am feeling quite relaxed." "Good thing," said his friend. "Tomorrow, it's your turn in the barrel."
"mick just recently got promoted and because he's the newest to an elite group he must do his time in the barrel until the next person is promoted! He is our Barrel Boy
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One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel
Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.
55 gallon drum used as a dirt chicken fire pit!
Drove by Archie's last night and he and Alicia where out burning in the party barrel and drinking beer.
Term used to describe being taken advantage of.For example if you are locked out of your house and need a locksmith to get you inside he can charge you what ever he wants and you have to pay,because you need to get up in your crib.Hence you are over a barrel gettin yo ass raped by this mother fucker.
I took my car into the shop today and the fuckin grease monkey had me over a barrel,cause I needed my ride to go pick up my ho.
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Do you remember in Crocodile Dundee, when Paul Hogan explained what a death roll is… where a crocodile takes its prey underwater and barrel rolls it over and over again until it drowns. That is what it is like to have sex with a barrel roller. Do they want you on top? Do they want you on bottom? There is no way for you to ever know because the rolling never stops. It is the worst sex you've ever had.
OMG you guys, look at that guy. I bet he is a TOTAL barrel roller.
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Ate too many sendies for breakfast? Tasty barrels man!
Heavy snowfall, good condit, shredding it up out here. Tasty barrels, ooh ya, Tasty barrels
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