beer

main reason why ugly people have sex

i drank 12 1-packs and screwed this fat chick. It was great

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BEER

Beer is an alcoholic drink made out of water, yeast, water and malt. Beer has about 5% alcohol. The best beer is brewed by the Rothaus brewery in Black Forest, Germany.

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beer

A beverage that can not be purchased, but only rented.

As Jimmy Jack headed for the can, he told his buddy, "Watch my beer, Ermal. I'm goin' to pay my rent."

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beer

helping ugly people to have sex

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beer

drink which allows man to get pussy; AKA "heaven in a bottle"

"Drink lots of beer biatccccccch... G G G-Unittttttttt!"

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beer

a malted liquor that gets you drunker quicker, it comes in bottles and cans, most can cant get enough of it, people like to chug it, makes men think that we're man, the ultimate courage giver and beautifier

This beer is making that fat chick look like a 10

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beer

Just like pizza is the true sacred, forbidden food of the god's(not ambrosia), beer is the real drink of the god's(not nectar as it's popularly described).

Without question, the greates invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

-Dave Barry

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