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One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. Loves dubstep among other bad-ass musical genres. Drives a moped that accentuates his golden locks in the wind. Has an amazingly attractive bod and some of the hottest features you'll ever witness on this earth.
"They call me Bond. John Bond."
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Fictional secret agent of Great Britain's SIS (also called MI6). 007. In the Ian Flemming novels, Bond first had a .25 calibre (!) Beretta as a gun, but M and Maj. Boothroyd made him switch it for the Walther PPK when he was nearly killed in action because the Beretta jammed. In the movies Bond uses the PPK exclusivly until he switches to another Walther, the P99 -- however, the scene where his Beretta is replaced by the PPK is preserved in the movie Dr. No. To date, 5 actors have played James Bond in film: Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton (who portrayed a Bond closest to Flemming's original literary character), and Pierce Brosnan. The 6th to play Bond will be Daniel Craig. Craig will be the second Englishman to play Bond (the first was Roger Moore).
"The name's Bond. James Bond."
"Medium-dry vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred."
"I never miss."
"Oh, grow up, 007!"
"I don't know any doctor jokes."
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The Bond STD commonly known as TBS, is an extremely lethal STD that is obtained from sexual contact from James Bond. Women seen having intercourse with him are 80% likely to be killed before the film ends.
Bond: Well that was fun.
Woman:I hope I didn't get The Bond STD
2 hours later...
Bond: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!
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Definition (n.) an activity that helps you get closer to someone
Mehdi Sufi: I don’t really like hunting, but I went with my dad for a bonding experience.
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an underage individual who (to the opinion of the observer) could one day be fuckable at a legal age. this is the age of maturity when bonds can be "cashed"
Dude your sister is a total fuck bond
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1. any one of the starring girls in a James Bond movie, with the exception of Moneypenny and the Pierce Brosnen "M". Cast Mainly for sex-apeal although some are good actresses as well.
2. a woman who played a bond girl
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HYDROGEN BOND!!!!! I like to cha cha don't judge me.
Hydrogen BOND. Ehehehehehehehhehehehe.