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Any person of the male gender that that is a good role model that did not take part in your birth. This can mean in the general sense of giving good fatherly advice and/or warm, nurturing feelings ranging to actually helping to raise you with all of your physical, mental, and spiritual needs.
For example, my best friend's dad treated me like his own child. Therefore, 'Papa Egan' was a bonus dad to me. Another example, my teacher always gave great fatherly advice to guide me through the world. Therefore, I consider him a bonus dad.
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A baby bonus is the Australian government's answer to all of Australia's problems. Originally intended to assist parents of newborns with the costs associated with having a new baby, it was the brainwave of then Treasurer, Peter Costello.
Having most likely never associated with the Hoi-Polloi, it perhaps didn't occur to him that this would encourage bogans to start breeding more than ever before and there has since been a rise in bogan numbers of pandemic proportions.
Dazza: Hey Shazza, ya got me 10 bucks I lent you last dole payment?
Shazza: Nar, they ran out of the done down at the chemist warehouse, had to go to the normal place and they don't sell generic down there so it cost me an extra 10 bucks. I know, we'll just get me knocked up and get that baby bonus off centrelink!
Dazza (after giving Shazza black eye): Yeah orright.
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A Bonus Mom is a woman who helps her boyfriend or husband co-parent his children from another mama. Bonus Moms wipe butts, read bedtime stories, pull splinters out of tiny fingers, cook, go to Little League games, endure minigolf, craft, and do all the other things that birth moms do during their time with the kids. Generally bonus moms have a cordial relationship with the birth mom and joins in at birthday parties and big events. Bonus moms and the corresponding birth moms approach co-parenting from the belief that a kids can't have too many people who love them in their lives.
"I feel fortunate that my ex chose someone who has welcomed my kids into her life. I feel relief that my kids want to spend time with her. I feel lucky that there is another person who loves my kids and wants to be a part of their lives everyday, and especially, on Mother’s Day. Because there could never be too many people loving my kids. Bonus mom. How lucky. For all of us." (via motherinchief)
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Anus. English slang.
"I gave it to her in the bonus tunnel"
"I gave it to her in the bonus tunnel"
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When you have a wound on your dick that gets infected to the point where a blister/bubble of puss forms on your dick, during sex the bubble will explode inside of them. Of course i'll be more liquidy but, if it explodes early you can use it to
lubricate them!
"Broo, You know that infection I had on my dick?"}
"yeah why..?"
"Just had sex with your mom and it blew up inside of her, could say I gave her bonus creampie"
"fuck you, honestly"
"lol"
British slang term for any 7-figure sum. Not to be confused with an "MP's expense account", which is any 5-figure sum.
I say old chap, have you seen how much the British Government is pledging to the Haitian earthquake relief? £6M - why, that's practically a banker's bonus.
Slang term for a penis comparable to a small extra leg.
1."It is difficult for me to wear tight jeans with this bonus leg."
2."OUCH! Right in the bonus leg! That frisbee was really movin', too!"
3. "I could see that the nurse got a little short of breath and tried to hide it when she saw my bonus leg."
4. "so did the doctor.
5. i was considering trying to legally name my bonus leg "THE WOMB RAIDER"