MP

Member of Parliament (british term)

Tony Blair reluctantly bowed to the demands of the chancellor and rebel MPs by promising to step down within 12 months.

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MP

Military Police. Used in military complexes or installations founded by the army. Often seen standing at doors that require personal identification / guarding.

Those MP's sure are grumpy!

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MP

"MP" is an abbreviation used in texting which is short for "My Pleasure". Normally used when someone thanks you for something you would respond MP, or mp instead of writing out both words. Time saving.

Example: Thank you for posting my flyer. You: "MP".

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MPS

member of the preferred sex

A certain purity test asks : Spent the night with a MPS?

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mp

alternate name for mana, called magic points or mana points in video games.

I've run out of MP!'

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mp

Micro penis; joking appellation to refer to or call on a male who has a micro-penis.

You're such an mp Kevin.

Tristan, you're the one and only mp in here.

Haha Miguel, you flopped; you're such an mp.

Hello mp.

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MPS

Stands for Magical Penis Syndrome.

When an aesthetic man fucks like a greek god.

A Girl would say, '"I fucked an aesthetic guy last week with MPS! I'm going to be horny all week now."

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