crotch botch

An unwanted pregnancy.

For real!? This is my third crotch botch this year!

crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

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Tard Botch

Retarded Bitch

Man, that chick is such a Tard Botch!

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crusty botch

A person of crusty, unlikeable nature.

Vitoria is a crusty botch

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word botching

Sitting at your desk, achieving little, instead of bird watching

I'm getting fucking nowhere with this manuscript...let's go bird watching instead of this pathetic waste of time, word botching.

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Botched Enema

An enema gone wrong. This could lead to any number of problems.

Jayray: Hey man, how was that coffee enema?
Petey: Eh, ran into some problems...
Jayray: Oh... was it a botched enema?
Petey: Sure was

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botch

a botch is anything where the sun don't shine

i have a fotchy botchy

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