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Freelance bouncer

The member of the Best Buy Geek Squad that decided somebody had to do it sometime, eyeballs were getting swept off the sales floor every night.

Best buy freelance cooler on other end of 2 way radio headset- I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?

Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2021


bouncy bouncer

Refers to either:
(1) a security employee at a pub who directs inebriated-to-da-point-of-public-copulation patrons to take their impromptu intimacy-interludes elsewhere ("Hey, c'mon --- get a room, you two!") or at least outside, so dat everyone else at da tables and bar doesn't hafta be entertained --- or grossed out --- by said "ultimate" PDAs, or
(2) a similar staffperson who can be bribed to let you stay longer if you'll offer/agree to "give him a piece".

Perhaps a bouncy bouncer could actually engage in both types of activities as described above --- i.e., he could initially inform a pair of amorous drunks dat its "time to take it outside", but then propose a "threesome deal" --- i.e., offer to allow them to continue with their alcohol-steeped lovies right then and there, if they'll simply allow him to join in on da fun for a little while.

by QuacksO January 22, 2023


The Bouncer

A Playstation 2 "classic" released in 2000 in Japan and 2001 elsewhere. Actually it's kinda shit but it's funny shit so it gets a pass. Josh is still wrong for liking it tho.

"Sion, a man hunted by a tragic past. Within him lies strength and kindness, but also a great sorrow. All this will change when he meets a girl named Dominique. These are the residents of Dog Street"

"THE BOUNCER!" (Bouncer voice)

by God of Medicrity May 13, 2022


rock bouncer

Going off roading over rocks with a fist sized dildo in your ass giving you a bouncing motion

Joe was having a lonely night after welding so he decided to do a rock bouncer to entain himself

by Whiskey throttle December 25, 2016


bitty bouncer

a song or songs that make you want to bounce your bitties!

Yo this song is a whole bitty bouncer!

by queen bitty March 13, 2021


Meat Bouncer

A bad person, typically just the scum of the earth. Worst kinds of people to ever walk the earth

“Hey you know the new kid Gary?”

Yeah what about him?”

“He’s a...meat bouncer..”

Fuck that dude.”

by Madisonisameatbouncer January 4, 2021


chin bouncer

A person who takes shots to the chin with testicles. Usually a man who would like to exert controller over another hence the bouncer analogy.

Look at that motherfucking chin bouncer forcing johnny to bang his face again.

by elephunk January 9, 2012