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A bra. Used to hold a woman's assets (or man's :p?) in place to prevent sagging. Can also be used to give the appearance of larger breasts. See wonderbra.
Dude1: Duuuuude, my new girlfriend is like an F-cup! I'm the luckiest guy in the world!
Dude2: Does she wear a bra?
Dude1: No. Why?
Dude2: Dude, they may be perky now, but down the road those are gonna sag! She may wanna invest in some booby braces.
Dude1: Dude, shut up!
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n. Colloquial, Possibly Australian
See also oh shit bar
Found in automobiles, but appear to serve no purpose other than
a) assisting corpulent persons and/or people to alight the vehicle
b) grabbing on to in times of a potential accident to brace oneself, i.e driver exceeding the speed limit
So called for one of two reasons
i) person grabbing the 'brace' praying to their respective deity to avoid the accident, being an english term this is most likely to be a christian, hence use of 'Jesus'
ii) person audibly exclaiming 'Jesus!'in the same situation as above
In absence of a bar, may also be referred to as a 'Jesus Strap'
Jim clutched the Jesus Brace as his brother went drifting through the mountains Initial D style
Pretentious bars and/or pubs that sell ridiculously overpriced "craft" beers. Usually staffed by Hipsters sporting mock 1920's uniforms including braces.
Tried out that new bar in town last night. Won't go back, I was just paying for the braces.
This is when you cum on a girls teeth and it completely covers their teeth without entering their mouth. best applied with a spoon.
1a) can i give you a cum brace girl?
1b) yea sure, just dont get it in my mouth!
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Pure evil. Used to treat scoliosis, or curvature of the spine, usually worn 23 hours a day. Waist to bust full plastic, the straps on the back will rip holes in everyone of your favorite shirts, and pants are next to impossible to find, only good thing is that it provide protection if you were to get punched in the stomach.
Girl: God i hate wearing my boston brace
Guy: Oh suck it up it cant be that bad
Girl: you try being wrapped in plastic 23 hours a day no matter how hot it is out
Guy: Oh.
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Medical appliance worn arround the neck of dehydrated patients.
Please put a neck brace on the patient in 216 before he falls through his asshole and hanges himself!
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Those stupid, leather and velcro things that keep your wrist straight. Usually used for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. After wearing them for a while they make your hand smell like a sweaty, stinking foot.