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When a 20s something closeted guy has secret relations with an elderly man while getting his picture taken wearing a jockstrap.
I've got a date tonight. He's gonna be a total Brokeback Ballard.
When two men with an underlying but never mentioned homosexual attraction to each other seek threesomes with a girl to justify intimate contact.
Man 1: I hear those two brought a bird back and pounded her together
Man 2: yeah if they do that one more time then it is a Brokeback threeway
n. a gay guy's penis. My mother thought up this word.
Tom Cruise's pants are so tight that I can see his Brokeback Fountain.
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The act of one man sexually penetrating another man's ass with his penis. Derived from the film "Brokeback Mountain."
Gee Julian, I sure had a good time with Bruce last night, he was brokeback mountin' me all night long. Pass the herpes cream.
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A name for a person who is gay and can never get pussy!!!!
Nick Brokeback will never have a girlfriend!!!
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A straight male friend who will get together with you a few times a year for some man-on-man sex. Brokeback friends are often married with children.
I need you to leave the house tonight. Scott and I have a brokeback friend coming into town.
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This is merely an exercise, not a sexual act in any way, it does not have any homosexual connotation at all. This is simply an ingenious way of doing calf raises. The calf raiser, or bull, will bend over with his armpits resting on a weight bar without weights on a flat bench. Then the spotter, or rider, will mount the calf raiser and straddle him directly above the buttocks. He will then lock his legs around the other mans lower torso. Then he places his hands on his hips and prepares to ride, in a completely heterosexual way. The Calf raiser will then begin to do calf raises with his partner as the weight. The partner will need to move his hips in a rythmic fasion in order to maintain balance while riding. He may opt to place both hands behind his head to change the muscle groups worked while he tries to maintain his balance. This is thought to be much more effective than the numerous machines made for this specific exercise that can have the weight adjusted with ease. It is a great workout and a great way to meet other completely heterosexual males with similar interests.
Guy #1: Hey I watched you drip dry in the shower today, you're gluts are awesome.
Guy #2: Yeah, thanks!
Guy #1: But you're calves could use a workout, maybe I could help you with that, how 'bout some Brokeback Bucca calf raises tomorrow?
Guy #2: You're on...right on.
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