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a woman who says she's bisexual yet only dates women
John: Ever wonder why Lily only dates women when she's bi?
Kyle: That's because she's a budget lesbian.
Going further than anticipated or calculated
Frank wanted a day off work, his boss says "Sorry Frank but you're really pushing the budget"
When your finances or budget are tight and something comes up unforcasted so you pull money out of you ass to pay.
My bills were high this month so I am using my butt budget to buy wine.
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I had to use the butt budget to pay the light bill or they were going to cut me off
A milf that is generally younger than 25, and will disappoint you by not coming with all the benefits of sleeping with a milf
Jack: “the gluck gluck 9000 was painful and it was traumatic, she was such a budget milf
The act of sexual intercourse which you avoid pregnancy because child’s are expensive
Meagan says, “come on we’re boning on a budget sister”
Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.
I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.
The generic version of a expensive product.
I got some birth control that made me lose my mind! It was the budget shit, not the legit shit.
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