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/ˈklæsi-ˈkæθi/
An unreliable older white woman full of empty promises. Blinded by her privilege and an unsatisfied need to feel useful in the world, a Classy Cathy (also known less ironically as “Clueless Cathy”) experiences euphoria when offering personal resources to those in need, but will ultimately be overwhelmed by fear of losing control and perceived scarcity mode to cancel her contract/generosity last minute. The term “Classy Cathy” is considered an updated and culturally sensitive replacement for “Indian giver”.
Her: “It’s so hot out and you look thirsty, here -have my extra jug of water”
Stranger: “Wow thanks, this will really help me get through the day with good health”
Her (5 minutes later): Hello again, I’ve decided I’m not comfortable with you having my water because I’m afraid I might be thirsty in the future and now I need you to return it.”
Stranger: “NO WAY, Classy Cathy.”
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Is a turd so big that it feels like your butthole is being stretched so wide like your crapping out a softball...or worse.
I ate way too much mexican food last night and now I feel a Fat Cathy coming out of me.
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The act of spreading a woman's fat rolls apart and releasing fecal matter inside while squeezing the fat rolls back together.
I gave John's Mom a Crappy Cathy last night.
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Cathy O'Brien is a woman with Dissociative Identidy Disorder that claims she was the victim of a government mind control experiment operated by the CIA. She says the program she was forced to participate as a "a top-level intelligence agent and White House sex slave" was called "Project Monarch", a subsection of MKULTRA. Cathy O'Brien says her and her daughter were made to engage in sexual activities in the white house. There are critics of course of this woman's claims who say she is just used to spread false information and discredit real victims of the MKULTRA experiment. There are those who say her story contradicts itself as well, but I don't think you would make perfect sense yourself if you were subjected to this things this woman claims she was subjected to.
Some Guy:"Hey, have you heard about Cathy O'Brien? I heard she was forced by the CIA to participate in satanic orgies with Presidents in the white house, and that George Bush confessed being a Draconian to her. I also heard that she heard Reagan and Bush talking about their satanic new world order."
Some Other Guy:"Well, I don't know if I believe all that. You can't believe everything you hear. The world is certainly an increasingly scary place, and people just like to be ignorant to reality and let is become an increasingly scary place, but I just don't know about all that. The validity of this woman's claims are certainly questionable, especially since her story kind of contradicts itself. Plus, do you really think they would allow someone such as herself to still be alive running her mouth? You never know though, I don't know what to think, I remain skeptic."
Some Guy:"Man, America is messed up, I want to immmigrate to Colombia."
Some Other Guy:"The whole world is messed up, if they really are going for this "New World Order", I don't understand why you think you would be safe there."
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The Curse of Cathy is a severe mental handicap running on the occurence of XX chromosome configurations in some families. Symptoms include:
-Praising scientologist Travolta flicks like Battlefield Earth
-Paying more attention to fantasy movies than your children
-Having children in rehab
-Laughing like Kefka from Final Fantasy 6
Curse of Cathy
To the tune of "The Curse of Feanor" by Blind Guardian
Taken the long way
Dark rooms I went through
I arrived
My vision's so clear
In anger and pain
I felt deep wounds ahead
But I arrived
Truth might be changed by ignorance
Beyond the void but deep within me
A swamp of filth exists
A lake it was of crystal beauty
But my sister's ass went by
I've heard the warning (TRAVOLTA!)
Well curse my name
I'll keep on laughing (At her movies)
No regret
No regret
chorus (1):
Don't fear the eyes of the dark mom
Cathy I cried
All hope is gone cuz you're dumb again
Hear my oath
I won't take part in your dumb shit!
I will always remember my cries
Like a shadow which covers the light
I will always remember the time
But it's past
I cannot turn back the time
(I) don't look back
There's still smoke near the oven
But I arrived
Revenge be mine
chorus (2):
I won't take part in your dumb fate
Cathy I cried
It's my oath
So I reject the eyes
Of the dark mom
Soon you will be free
Set your ignorance loose
"Suddenly I realized
The prophecies
I've never believed in
My deeds were right
you've stained the land
And slain my life
(Via degrading comments)
There's no release from your sins
It hurts
THE CURSE OF CATHY RUNS LONG
Time and only time will tell us
Tell: was I right or wrong?
When anger breaks through
I'll leave mercy behind"
chorus (2)
I will always remember my cries
Like a shadow they'll cover my life
But I'll also remember the times
(And) after all I'm still alive...
But barely! Get me out!
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A cathy is a girl who is the definition of a glow up she might not seem like the prettiest at first but wait a few months and she will have the beauty of a victora secret model even though she has always been gorgeous. A cathy may be a bitch sometimes but you must know that is how she protects herself. She may be shy at first but once you get to know her she will be the loudest most outgoing person.A cathy is not afraid to beat your ass if she has to.Beware if you have a crush on a cathy make a move FAST because they get tired of waiting also no that if you guys are freinds don't be scared to ask her out if she rejects you it won't affect your freind ship at all to her.one amazing fact about a cathy is that they are amazing in bed.
He said "who is that goddess walking down the hall"
She said "that's cathy"
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Used as a Utah slang word for the typical LDS group daters that ruin where ever they go by bringing a horde of "Chatty Cathy's" along. Hence, Girls that can't seem to shut the F*** up and talk over meaningless shit non-stop.
Also being transposed into the gay scene of Utah as drama queen gays who can not help but not create rumors, embellish, or reveal any personable items with no remorse.
Damn, can you hear all those chatty cathy 's that just walked into the movie theater? I better get my stun gun to shut those bitches up.
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