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After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and taps it on his partners chin to form a shit dimple. Caution only use when a dirty sanchez isn't enough...
Wow everyone is looking at your travolta....maybe you should bath....
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n. An actor who, through an out-of-nowhere comeback in a very popular movie, becomes wildly famous after doing nothing good with their career for many, many, many, many years, only to become nothing once again.
Ouch, he just has become a Travolta.
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The Guy On The 20 Dollar Bill.
buns booty sexy oatmeal guthrie
*hands cashier a $100Bill* Can I have this in 5 Travoltas?
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The act of dropping everything to say 'fuck it', and spontaneously masturbating on the spot when given an unwelcome response or bad bout of news.
"Man, when life hands me lemons, I say fuck the lemonade...I Travolta."
"So, I get that girl home after picking her up at the bar and it seems like I'm going to get some. We get completely naked and just when I reach for the condoms she says, 'I'm not like that.' At that point, I'm halfway there so I just Travolta'd and went to sleep. She left midway through..."
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A unit of measurement to gauge the amount of religious or superstitious craziness in an individual. Ranges from zero (not at all superstitious or religiously crazy) to 10 (totally nuts because of superstitious or religious beliefs).
1. Dude, did you see Pat Roberson talking about how God killed people in New Orleans because of their sinning? That scores about eight travoltas!
2. Tom Cruise, man... You're at like 7 travoltas right now. Dial it back, bro... Dial it back.
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The opposite of a happy ending, because it ends in a lawsuit and blue balls.
"Never get a massage from a Jew, it'll always end in a sad travolta"
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living proof that anyone can fly a plane.
I don't think an example is needed.
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