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When a teacher gives you a C just to keep you from failing
I barely passed chemistry. I added up my grades and it turns out I got a charity c.
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Sleeping with a woman so unattractive that you are basically doing charity work as you are giving her a service she otherwise could not obtain.
I banged a solid zero last night. I was in Operation Charity mode
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1) When a person has sex with a really ugly person, to make the ugly person feel better.
2) Having sex with someone when you don't feel like it or with someone with whom you normally wouldn't have sex, for the benefit of that person.
3) Doing a solid for your homeboy or homegirl by having sex with the annoying friend of their intended target, to avoid said annoying friend from "killing the mood" and "wanting to go home." See also, "taking one for the team" or "wingman bang," or "jumping on a grenade."
4) Having sex with someone for money, which you intend to donate to a charitable cause.
5) Having sex with a girl named Charity.
1)
a. Hey, did you hear Don had sex with Jessica?
b. That girl is busted!
a. Charity Sex!
2)
a. Last week, I fucked the shit out of Helen Keller!
b. Charity Sex!
3)
a. Dude, thanks for getting that girl the hell out of there last night, she was such a cock block.
b. Charity Sex!
4)
a. I feel bad having all this sex for money. I think I'll donate it to cure cancer.
b. Charity Sex!
5)
a. Charity Sex!
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1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.
2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.
1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"
"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."
2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.
Noun
1. (Also known as "fake charity") An organization or event which claims to fully or partially solve a problem of social welfare ("for charity"), but uses methods that do not effectively solve the problem, or solve it at the expense of creating harder-to-solve problems. This misleading nature may be intentional (e.g., for profit, for company image) or unintentional (e.g., uninformed people with good intentions)
2. A trait or aspect of one's personality, describing a person who appears to have great charity, but frankly, does not. This could be intentional or unintentional, aware or unaware.
1. She donates $30 to pseudo-charities every month, because those commercials get to her so bad. $25/month is swallowed up in bureaucracy.
The town is having a pseudo-charity run, to raise money for harsh soaps. They plan to pour them in the rivers to "clean" the waterways.
I run a pseudo-charity for a living, because "giving" is the new cool, so the market potential is vast.
2. The pseudo-charity of rich stars is jaw-dropping these days.
(noun) A large, hairy homosexual man that derives a deep sense of fulfillment from providing assistance to those in need. See also: bear, humanitarian
We charity bears have two loves: anal sex and helping others.
To chop (fornicate...have sex with) a marginal chick.
Dude #1: Man that girl that you banged last night was nasty!
Dude #2: Oh, I decided that I'd give her a gift and charity chop her. Even the ugly ones deserve some cake.
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