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The crusty or solid formation of furmunda on the head of the penis. Furmunda is normally found in a liquid or slime state, but can develop into head cheeze especially after prolonged periods of sexual encounters with poor hygiene following. Head cheeze can be found anywhere on the head of the uncircumcized penis or in the fleshy folds at the base of the head of the circumcized penis.
Dude, take a shower. I can smell your nasty head cheeze from here.
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Freshsemen found in a public or commonly shared place. Derived from "Soy Cheeze" indicating an alternative, non dairy form of cheese.
Created by any form of wildlife, and typically fould floating in the ocean or dripping down a wall in a public restroom.
Would you scoot over a little, I would like to sit down.
Sorry man, there's frottage cheeze all over the seat.
Can I take a shower?
Yea but no masturbating. If I find any frottage cheeze in there I'll hack your balls off!
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when a man has been working out in the heat and sweating. He developes a film of sweat and scrotum chafe under his nut sac.
do ya want a fumunda chesse sandwich. lemme scrape fuhmunda my balls and give you one..
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The act of fingering a woman's vagina with fingers covered with cheesy residue, after consuming large amounts of cheez-its. This act leaves the woman's vag smelling like cheddar jack (or the flavor of your choice), but it can be a tasty plus for afterward oral sex.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally Cheez-it fucked that chick last night.
Guy 2: what flavor did she taste like after?
Guy 1: White cheddar.
Guy 2: Bitchin.
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A delicious cheezy snack treat that comes in puffed and crunchy. The puffed ones are better.
Cheez Doodles ROCK! Please help me and Andi fight against leukemia. Sign our 1000 thumbs up and remember Ian Chode is a dick.
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Heavenly cheese flavored crunchy crackers that only the best of people have.
*Eats Cheez-Its queitly*
Hmm, I don't even know how to start off. Cheeze Bros, they are so amazing. Cheeze Bros are very Commited to their broship. It takes a certain person to be a Cheeze Bro. You have to worship Cheezus, he creates Cheeze Bois. If you have a fellow Cheeze boi who is your best bros, then you become Cheeze Bros. If you have a Cheeze Bro keep them. My Cheeze Bro, he is the best bro I have ever had. I am so grateful for my fellow yellow. He is a little higher in the Cheeze Boi system. He goes by the name PePe Cheeze, he has a Cheezy pp. It's very impressive. But anyways, Cheeze Bros arch enemy are Cheez dudes. If you be a very bad Cheeze Bro then you become a Cheez dude. They're fucking assholes. There isn't that many Cheeze Bois out there so if you find one stick with them. You may get lucky and they become your Cheeze Bro.
Rando: Hey you and your bro have a really good broship
Cheeze Bro: it's because we are cheeze bros
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