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Cheezus

The cheese-version of Jesus. Yes, there is a cheese-Jesus:
Cheezus.

Dude, I was eating some Cheese whilst praying to Jesus(the baby version), and my cheese just like, turned into the face of my Lord, and I was like, "WHOA MAN IT'S CHEEZUS."

by CheezusWorshiper August 14, 2009

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Cheezus

The cheese Jesus
The only real God
I refuse to believe anything that isn't Cheezus.

100% real

Religious b*tch:Turn to Jesus
Me: I worship cheezus

by DogSaysHiDontConntact April 14, 2021


Cheezus

The god of Cheese-Its. He is the patron saint of Halo 3 players. In order to gain his favor, a sacrifice of your entire team must be made. His blessings grant victory on the battlefield.

Private Arbolez betrays his teammate zogmufukui and then kills himself to gain Cheezus' favor.
Zogmufukui: WTF man!
Private Arbolez: Don't worry bro, Cheezus will let us win.
End of Match, their team wins.
Private Arbolez: Cheezus be praised.
Zogmufukui: Whatever...

by tehgreatestmanevar July 11, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cheezus

A JEEZUS made of cheese

Cheezus's make me so wet

by Arii_? August 27, 2017

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Cheezus Crisp

A pun on the curse, Jesus Crisp. Mostly used by people who can't say, "Jesus Christ", people with a sense of humor, or hungry people.

Church Student, "Cheezus Crisp!"
Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"
Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."
Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."

by Pinesal January 11, 2009


Cheezus Crust

1.
Similar to Jesus Christ, used to express anger/frustration when trying to decide upon what to eat when with friends.

The term sparks the thought of pizza, usually making and food related argument end.

2. To express your holy love of pizza, usually followed with All Toasty, as compared to all mighty. Although not common, toasty can be replaced with melty, cheesy and greasy.

A. I want Kfc!
B. But Tgi fridays is better
C. Screw fridays! Taco bell it is!
D. CHEEZUS CRUST!!!
A. B. C. Pizza!!!

2.
A. God I love pizza! CHEEZUS CRUST ALL TOASTY!!!

by Rowedahelicon August 19, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cheezus Christ

The savior of all, and made entirely of cheeze. He loves everyone, but if you piss him off he will send his battalion of sea-monkeys to pick your bones clean!

Sweet Cheezus!

by CheezeMasta August 26, 2003

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