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chrissy breslin is a vampire

1.) a vampire desguised a lumber jacker named paul bunyan celebrity named kanye west also known as good cop not bad cop legally known as chrissy b.

2.) A girl whose phone is in her hand and she has no idea where it is and frantically searches for it.

3.) Thinks she can jump like a vampire from places that would make a midget feel tall, oh wait..she is a midget.

4.) A severely blonde girl

5.) Creepily obsessed with twilight. Mainly, Jacob..stalker..what?

Chrissy Breslin is a vampire! The end! kind of looks like edward cullen!

by biologyreviewsession December 13, 2009

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The Chrissy Snow Syndrome

Generallt occurs only on long-running TV shows, but there are exceptions. When writers accentuate the traits of formerly likable characters in later seasons so that the characters become complete stereotypes. The eponymous Chrissy Snow (Suzanne Somers) on Three's Company was the trailblazer - she came blonder, her do became more implausible, her intelligence level plummeted, and her laugh became unbearable after season 1.

Friends was a fine show until the Chrissy Snow syndrome struck again. Monica became an anorexic, OCD shrew. Ross became a simpering buffoon. Phoebe became - eh, who cares.

by BatmanEater June 17, 2016


Chicken a La Chrissy

A specialty chicken made by Marc.

Gee, I sure wish Marc would make Chicken a La Chrissy tonight.

by SnazzyC22 December 30, 2022


chrissy poo

A guy that makes dirty songs and dates the ugliest girl in school.

Me: chri-
Chrissy poo:what's wrong honey cheeks, you're getting kinda freaky, i really love yo ass and i kinda wanna squeezey, you make me kinda horny baby please let me sip in easy, yo pussy so wet, it feelin kinda greasy
Uh yea

So baby calm down, I wanna go out, have some fun, drink some rum, so now we go down, in the bed, give me head, and that's the best, when you gettin kinda dirty
yuh

by Trashy Tina April 24, 2018

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CHRISSY WAKE UP

I DONT LIKE THIS

CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPPPP

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 11, 2022

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Rainbow Chrissy

1. The most useless excuse for a human being who are running out the clock until the Chinese takes over their pathetic obsolete company. These subhuman order takers are barely smart enough to tie their shoes

2. A whiney punk ass bitch fantasy football player. No matter how badly you repeatedly pound them, they cannot shut their stupid pie holes.
3. A person who secretly LOVEs to handle Cox.

1. The Rainbow Crissies are trying to unionize because their pathetic company is a friggen dinosaur.

2. Man, I just beat this asshole by 1000 points in fantasy football, but this Rainbow Chrissy keeps filling up my email will trash talk.

3. Man, Rainbow Chissy, loves to talk about cock humor.

by Siscocrusher August 29, 2010


Chrissy

A name that was absolutely ruined by an annoying, ear piercing, overrated song made by the same people who made the "IT'S CORN!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!1111!!" song. Now this damn name will never be the same because of some song.

Chrissy: Hi! My name is Chrissy!
Some annoying piece of shit: CHRISSY WAKE UP?!?!?!!1!!1!?!?!?1
Chrissy: Not this again...

by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023