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Coffee

There’s something special in the act of drinking a cup of coffee with someone else. It’s beautiful, special, and the best part of the day!

Waking up to a fresh pot of coffee looking into the eyes of the love of my life

by Just the truth! December 9, 2020


Coffee

Hot Morning Drank.

Man 1: Hey I'm making coffee.
Man 2: Yo make me a cup of dat "Hot Morning Drank"!

by OutlandishSnake September 22, 2017


Coffee

invented by johnny suh's dad

johnny: My dad knew I liked beans
So like he was just playing with beans
He dropped it, and then he dropped it on the rock
And then it slid, and then hot water started pouring
And then coffee!

by ghfvtjtjfrnchtukkdhi January 2, 2020


Coffee

My life source

GIVE ME THE DAMN COFFEE OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE

by YourMotherIsDeadInside May 29, 2018


Coffee

A Beverage formed by the heavens to bring happiness and life to all whom consume it.

Oh my god! this Coffee is delicious!

by Pistol in the Netherlands January 19, 2020


Coffee

The Person on whom one coughs

When Jack sneezed, Paul was the coffee

by whateveryouwanttocallme April 22, 2009

7👍 8👎


coffee

A satanist potion

mom: i´m gonna get my son some coffee
pope: NO ITS A SATANIST POTION MADE WITH HUMAN FECES
mom: thanks pope for saving me and my son

by Wiisportselisasuperfan March 12, 2021

4👍 5👎