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A phrase that can be yelled by any college student, excusing them for anything wrong or criminal they just did.
After college student sets fire to a cop car and pukes on it:
Cop: Your in big trouble son...why don't you come over here and...
Student: COLLEGE!!!!
Cop: Oh, haha....I understand. I did some crazy stuff in my younger days as well. Your free to go.
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Originally a location of higher education, now it's a shitpost and it's honestly kinda funny
Person1:I honestly don't want to date any women
Person2: bro?!?!?!
Person1: until college
5 months later
Person1:hey guy-
Person2 : college
Hell, where evil mongoloids and psycho exes go to die.
An empty threat to assassinate your enemys.
If this dog shits in my house again I'm sending him to college.
fun place where everyone likes to study their topic, no one drinks or no parties ever happen
I just learned something on chemical nuclear science today, How about you?
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place where you go to smoke fat joints and get soaking wet drunk toking alcohol bongs and getting blowjob+reacharound playing football at 3:00 am in college cafeteria building a self rolling joint.
yo on a scale from 1 to college...how college is that???
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