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A girl who seems to have no other purpose in life but to collect spooge; a slutbag with no (other) redeeming features.
You did HER? Dude, that's not what I meant when I said you should use a condom.
14👍 7👎
that rubber like thing that people seem to forget about when very intoxicated causing them to wake up in the morning and leave way to quickly. if even making it to the morning
few beers in a club never ends well as you wobble back to an unknown house no one ever mentions the fatal (could be vital) word condom
7👍 2👎
The middleman between dick and pussy.
Man! using a condom is like you are fucking it and its fucking your girlfriend.
13👍 5👎
A piece of rubber worn on the penis to prevent fluid from entering the vagina. They are hard to find and embarrassing to pay for. Make a great balloon or water bomb.
40👍 25👎
A contraceptive device for men OR women. Used to prevent pregnancy and STDs during sexual intercourse.
Even if your partner isn't sleeping around, STDs can be passed through accidental passing of blood, etc. So no love without the glove! haha.
16👍 8👎
long shaped ballon, fits over penis to prevent sperm from going into egg. Also the thing that ripped during your parents' "fun time" and the cause of your existance
daddy: Damn, my condom ripped!
mommy: Shit! i dont want a baby!
24👍 14👎
A latex device used to wrap it and tap it.
She's so hot i wouldnt even care to use a condom. i want to be her baby's daddy.
8👍 3👎