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King of All Cosmos

A large celestial body, has a styling goatee and crown. Made popular by the games Katamari Damacy and We Love Katamari, the King is often seen advising his son, The Prince, and lazing about. There once was a time when he destroyed all the stars in the sky, but through his hard work and perseverance, he made his son fix it.

"It's very good, yes, but if it had been us, it would have been much better"
The King of All Cosmos

by Gilder103 January 18, 2006

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all is well in the cosmos

its all good

how are you?
all is well in the cosmos

by tim October 21, 2003

30๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cosmo Fuck Tips

"Scientific" fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with orgasms. Such as:
Before sex, go for a run, which "will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties."
Cook some asparagus, since "it's packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections."
Eat some chocolate โ€” it's caffeinated and so "can jolt the sex drive."
Drink orange juice. "Vitamin C boosts your adrenaline" and "the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system." Just drink it quickly, because she's about to start moaning, and once she does, she'll never stop.

Our sexual life? Awesome!!! We follow scientific Cosmo fuck tips from Cosmopolitan Magazine. You know... sex is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin C.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

208๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž


rocket through the cosmos

The act of accelerating a less-than stylish car. Usually after being stuck behind a taxi/bus/tractor etc...

Must be said in a bad 1950's sci-fi voice.

Dude 1: "Finally, that fucking taxi is gone!"

Dude 2: "Rocket through the cosmos!"

by Jack McManus October 3, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scott Brown Cosmo

noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.

alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.

etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.

"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."

"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."

"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."

by NazarethEMU January 25, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cosmo con plexi orgasm

Female orgasm pertaining to internal stimulation (not to be confused with petting)

That cosmo con plexi orgasm was great baby!

by kkhey March 5, 2017


Cosmo Not!

A person that spends excessive self love time in front of the mirror posing with their blackberry and taking pics!

Have you seen Elle's profile pictures yet on Facebook? The consensus by everyone is that she is a cosmo not!

by Don Samson December 1, 2009