To sit on a dick usually similar to how you would a chair with with stationary or very little movement
Sarah wanted to enjoy a movie but still wanted my dick so she pulled a Stationary Cowgirl on me.
Cowgirl caviar
When a guy gets a girl from a southern state pregnant, just to have her get a really early stage abortion. Then said girl asks the doctor to take the egg/embryo home ,for her significant other to eat on top of a ritz cracker with sour cream and chives
"Babe, this charcuterie board would be way better if we added some cowgirl caviar"
When a girl is riding a guy then proceeds to stick her thumb up his ass like she’s thumbing a ride
Did you hear, Chris’s girl was riding him and then out of nowhere she gave him a hitchhiking cowgirl. He puckered his asshole so hard he about pinched her thumb off!
While she’s riding your throbbing manhood reverse cowgirl and your cream pie her meat wallet grab her by the ankles and yank her into a 69 and clean your fuck goo off each other for the grand finale.
My wife about drown me with my own load while doing the Cowgirl cleanup.
The cowgirl is a sex position where the girl is on top of the guy, fucking him while jumping on his penis
Last night a girl broke my dick while giving me the brazilian cowgirl.
While she’s riding you reverse cowgirl you shove an ice cube up her ass without telling her.
Last night I gave my wife the frosted cowgirl and she bucked liked a bronco!
Having someone ride you while defecating on the toilet.
Adam: "Hey man, what happened with that girl you were talking to last night?"
Nate: "It was going pretty well until I asked her for some dumpy cowgirl."
Adam: "That's a shame. I'll give you some dumpy cowgirl."