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Also referred to as zodiac killer is a Mexian Senator from Texas who running for US president, that is also responsible for a string of murders in Northern California during the late 60's
"Ted Cruz is speaking at my school Today, I'm going to ask him why he killed between 30-45 people in the 60's "
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An alien trying to pass itself off as human.
"Hey Nancy. What was the name of that old movie with all the Ted Cruzes?" "I believe it was Invasion of the Bodysnatchers dear."
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Accidentally liking/sharing a porn post on social media.
"Ah man, I just pulled a Ted Cruz with that MILF stepmom video.
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The Zodia killer.... Who else?
Search "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer ". Its gotta be him
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That good spirit in ultimate that u can get by enhancing dracula or something like that. btw aria of sorrow i s the best Castlevania game.
person: Why Soma Cruz is not in smash
person but gay: Cuz we have 2 Castlevania characters already.
me: Damn Simon and Richter are nothing compare to Soma or Alucard.
ad: Have u ever had cancer and depression at the same time. Well i have a soultion for u. T A K E A S H I T
The cutest, most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She has a personality that will always put a smile on your face.
Oh look there's justine cruz, wow, she looks stunning today!