cunny-smacking

verb
The act of smacking the cunny with the hand to tease and/or arouse pleasure. Often performed with the labia relatively closed together, but can be performed with the clitoris exposed with hard smacking for intense arousal.

Cunny-smacking is usually executely lightly with the fingers togethers, or sometimes the combined motion of smacking and grinding with the palm of the hand.

Recently, cunny-smackers have evolved their cunny-smacking repertoire to smacking with the back of the hand in a braggadocio manner rather than for practical purposes.

Females occasionally smack their own cunny when masturbating, commonly accompanying the use of sex toys.

Hey, Papi. I loved it when you were cunny-smacking me.

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cunny butter

(n.) Vaginal secretions during sexual intercourse.

Dude, I met this chick who just gushes cunny butter all the time, even whenever we have foreplay!

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Cunny Dodger

Someone with a surplus of cunny that refuses it on faux moral grounds.

Antonym: Jeffrey Epstein

Andrew Hussie's a fucking cunny dodger, do you know how many proto F2M dykes he could've pulled at the height of that faggot goon comic?

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funny cunny

1. a twat-twat joke
2. a humorous vagina

That funny cunny had me on the floor...laughing.

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cunny gunderson

1. One who deserves to be called a cunt, yet is within earshot and would would become irate if they knew how you felt about them. Or someone who is simply a cunt.

2. Can also be split up into two words, pretending that the person with whom you are conversing is named Gunderson. And the afore mentioned "cunny gunderson" is referred to simply as cunny.

1.

wow that girl is such a "cunny gunderson"

that guy's tribal tattoo makes him look like a bit of a "cunny gunderson"

2.

she's a bit of a cunny, eh there gunderson?

i say there gunderson, that girl appears to be a bit of a cunny

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cunny-funt

An easy to say funny cunt without the need to say the word cunt. (best used in classroom situations, or places where bad language is not accepted)

when someone mke fun of you or makes a bad attempt to make fun of you, you say..
Yeah ur a cunny-funt

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bakery cunny

AAthu is the bakery cunny. doing all cunny things. Sells samosa,cakes(he has tons of cakes),puffs

AAthu is the bakery cunny . he went to bakery cunny

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