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When you freeze a twinkie in the freezer and then once it's frozen you shove it in a girls vagina and leave it in there until it is fully defrosted. Then you eat the Twinkie.
I just had the best tasting soviet danish, dude!
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The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.
Jeez, my dick hurts. I better cut down on the Danish Tubing.
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1)a vagina that may be dirty, stinky, worn out, or not-so-fresh. It has been like that for so long, it just doesn't stink it stank (|)
2)the past tense of stink danish
Vicki Raimondi got a stank danish, I heard Parris fucked her...
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I Couldn't fuck cause of my Danish Curveball.
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n. When one takes a dump in his or her underwear and wraps it up, then putting it in a sleeping friend's mouth.
"Dude, you have got to stop giving me danish potatoes. I can't handle it."
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when a male nuts on a face, and then punches that face, adding blood to seamen
Paul gave Donna a strawberry Danish!
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You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.
Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart