Debate Bro

Someone who has figured out how to make a living by appealing to teenage bros who couldn't tell what a sound argument looked like if it hit them flat in the face, as exemplified by the most popular entry on this page. Such youth believe that the more insults and taunts are crammed into a sentence, the more effective a refutation, especially when paired with WWE heel style self-praise and a loud, masculine voice. The movie Idiocracy inevitably comes to mind.

Debate bro fan - Brah, did you watch ToughCommieHooligan last night? He DESTROYED that liberal professor!
Educated youth - No. How did the professor lose?
- Well you know, TCH said he had a mosquito level I.Q. He also laughed very loudly every time the professor tried to respond. It was carnage!!
- Okay...

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math debate

A stupid little phrase that most immature people try to get you to say 5 (or any number really) times fast. At the end it is masterbate, the person who made you say it giggles like an idiot thinking they're witty. It's the perfect excuse to slap that person.

Person 1- Say math debate 5 times fast!
Person 2- Ha ha ha ha ha no...

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master debater

A pair of words used in the world of Policy, Public Forum, and Lincoln Douglas debate that is supposed to insult stupid people. This is because stupid people will not be able to catch on to the detail that the term at hand sounds like masturbator, so is thus an insult. It is also commonly used by sore losers who just got their asses kicked in round five, ruining their chances of going 5-0 and winning the tournament. bitches.

Those master debaters ruined the entire tournament for me! They ran 6 topicalities, and 4 kritiks! They probably master debate all the time because they don't have enough of a life to do anything else.

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presidential debate

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.

There's one guy holding up both puppets. ;)

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Master Debater

One that hangs out with other debaters and participates in debating tournaments. This kind of person will blow off his friends for debating. And he jacks off way too much

Tad is such a master debater

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Debate tool

aa person who is in debate and also a tool. usually copies everyone else while trying to be cool. and he debates

Troy; hey you wanna hang with sam?
Taylor: hell no that kids a debate tool.

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Mass Debate

To have a large argument with many people.

(a) Oh man, I was Mass Debating with my girlfriend and her friends. Boy, am I tired.
(b) I love having a Mass Debate.

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