.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.
.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.
Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd
Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd
When someone is being the most annoying person in the world.
“UGH! stop being a double dog double decor dingus!” Mona said aggressively towards her husband John.
Having a moustache of epic proportions
Steve you are "Decorated Like a Davis "
When I am getting raped in continuous games of chess and can't make it to my friends house.
I am unable to make it tonight we just finished decorating.
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decorated necklace refers to a tattooed hand that is can be used to choke a girl for pleasure of both parties.
"i wish i had a decorated necklace like that"
Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.
"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"