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double dementia

Refers to an unfortunate condition whereby you have gone crazy yourself, and then by association, you make someone else go plumb loco, as well.

Tronald Dump has not only totally flipped his own wig, but he's created double dementia in all his close White House colleagues --- and by extension, a lot of us ordinary citizens, as well.

by QuacksO July 12, 2019


Penile Dementia

You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.

I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!

by Sazzy J October 23, 2015


Penile Dementia

The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand

When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.

by David99uk December 13, 2017


Digital Dementia

When your computer just doesn't have the power to keep up with the programs you install in it; it takes forever for your computer to boot up.

Ingrid: It's taking forever for my computer to come on.
Barry: I know - I think it has digital dementia; its memory is shot!

by wcsochaplain April 2, 2010

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Dream dementia

When you can never tell if your awake or sleep.

Ma. That last dmt trip deranged my putter most selfs reality I can’t allow myself to feel dream dementia or can I even help it.

by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019


Testicular Dementia

When a woman who hangs out with guy friends forgets that she doesn't "have a pair" of her own and acts like one of the guys.

While playing as the only woman on the fantasy football team, Joan suffered from testicular dementia.

by PaxRAT September 25, 2010


bulimic dementia

bulimic dementia is the is the medical condition of someone who has bulimia but every time the infected person throws up She/he forgets it is wrong, so they continue to do it.

Dude are you sick?
No! *thows up*
Then why are you throwing up?
*thows up* “I️ didn’t know I️ wasn’t sapped to!
You have bulimic dementia

by Secret chickens December 5, 2017